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Screaming goat

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Filter

There’s an easier way of protecting young people from harmful online content than changing the law, requiring internet service providers to take down harmful content. It’s called parental responsibility. Don’t give your toddlers and pre-teens smartphones. And don’t give them unsupervised access to the internet in their bedrooms. My generation, I feel, has widely abdicated …

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Hype machine

Tragic that, despite being forever weary of hype, I fell for the hype. Alas, marketing departments are getting better and better at pushing half-baked products as the next best thing, where in practice they’re largely just vapourware. Disappointed not so much with these companies as with myself. How did an arch cynic get so taken …

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No shortcut

Today, I asked Microsoft’s AI Assistant, Copilot, if it has the capability the enable me to create a shortcut to a prompt template I might use regularly. It replied, no, sorry, but here’s a work around… “You can create a standard template text and save it in a document or note on your device. Whenever …

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No beta

Modern tech companies use their customers as beta testers for their flaky services — and yet manage to convince us to pay for the privilege.

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Accidental gambler

Generative AI has exploded onto the creative scene, offering tantalising possibilities for image creation. It promises instant art at the push of a button. But as anyone who has spent time with these tools will know, the reality can feel more like feeding a slot machine than commissioning a masterpiece. You sit there, crafting your …

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Early promise

There’s a reason tech companies market their AI products as assistants, copilots, companions, and underlords. No, not ethics. It’s because they’re still not very good. Don’t get me wrong. For many mundane tasks, they can be amazing.  But it’s when you push then that they fall apart. That’s when the hype runs hollow, as if …

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No fuss

Generative AI is the closest I’ll ever get to colleagues who understand me. It’s so nice having an assistant that just gets it, delivering the goods with minimal fuss.

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So polite

Oh, I was raised so proper-like, always so polite. Even when interacting with my AI assistants, I’m still all please and thank you, and “Do you think so?” or “Do you mind?” You should see my expressions of gratitude to the complex algorithm, conversing with the data centres like they’re a helpful friend. Which, really, …

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Late adopter

Despite working with technology professionally, I have always been cautious embracing it in my personal life. I came late to the world of smartphones and social media — and swift to jettison the latter too. And so it is that I have been a late adopter of AI. As all around me rushed to try …

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Seen or not heard

One more reason I don’t regret not accepting an invitation to act up into my former manager’s role: the insistence on the exec team on in-person meetings which could just as easily—and effectively—be conducted online. So it is that the poor chap who took the role must set out on a two-hour jaunt from a …

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Power hell

Preserve me from PowerShell parameters, pipelines, patterns and practices.  Give me a GUI anytime. Point and click, drag and drop. It’s true: I’m not a real tech nerd, for I detest the command line interface. Perhaps I’m a visual thinker.

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Useless

This afternoon, I thought I finally had a real-world task for Copilot. A favour for a colleague. I loaded up a data table and asked Copilot to turn it into an organisation chart for me. Could it do it? Not on your nelly. Well, maybe that’s premature. It’s thinking about it. And it has been …

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Machine, learning

Shock, horror, I may be becoming an AI convert. Not Microsoft Copilot, which I still find next to useless. But for creativity and code: I think other models may have something to offer me. It’s early days yet, but impressions so far: I’m slightly blown away by it. Who knows, it may even reinvigorate my …

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Shenanigans

That’s the word that most often comes to mind in my encounters with the commercial web industry. Also known as companies pulling the wool over the eyes of their customers. A recent one I came across: a web host deliberately crippling core functionality of a platform for the sole purpose of differentiating its own products. …

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