You know, I probably am racist. I pay particular attention to my Muslim brethren parking inconsiderately on pavements, corners and double-yellow lines in the vicinity of the mosque, and driving like maniacs around town, whereas I turn a complete blind eye to whitey doing the same thing. Maybe it’s racism, it’s true. Or maybe it’s just that I hold Muslims to a higher standard, given that we’re supposed to be exemplars of good conduct. What’s the harm of arriving a little earlier, to park a little further away, so as to cause inconvenience to no one?
Last modified: 8 November 2024
