Oh good, YouTube’s algorithm has once more decided to serve me Alt-Reality content this evening.
First, True English Patriots are livid that King Charles III is a secret Muslim convert, making him a traitor who must abdicate immediately.
Second, the United Kingdom is set on course for civil war within the next five years. The culprit? Multiculturalism, of course, which has led to societal fragmentation and weakened national identity.
Third, some blokes dressed in salwar kameeze had a barbecue in their back garden yesterday, undermining the security of the entire nation. How dare they?
Must reset the algorithm. Flawless Cleaning. New Yorkshire Workshop. Rag’n’bone Brown. DIY Perks. Kris Harbour. Dave2D. Let me get my sanity back.
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