Found so far:
Three floppy disks containing backups of old writing.
My Istanbul wedding on VHS.
Eight Video 8 cassettes.
Two Minidiscs.
My depressing school reports.
A portfolio of design work spanning twenty years.
The charger for a 2003 Dell Latitude C400.
Annual accounts for one failed business.
An oboe and set of sheet music, last played thirty years ago.
SharePoint 2007 Designer Track training manual.
Every individual receipt for building work completed in 2013.
A didgeridoo.
A bag of assorted cables.
A presentation pack for flying by Concorde (not mine).
A pile of letters, never opened.
Various pieces of obsolete software on obsolete CD-ROM.
Not found:
What I was looking for.
Oh, no, hang on, what’s this?
There’s a folder in the first box I took out five hours ago.
Dang. There it is!
And here I am, surrounded by a complete tip and utter chaos.
Last modified: 22 September 2024
