I really must stop trying to buy gifts for my beloved from the interweb. After eagerly awaiting their delivery, I nearly always end up deflated and disappointed.
It will be a size too small. The fabric will be wrong. What will it be this time? A washed-out hue, bearing no resemblance to the vibrant colour displayed online.
Another hopeless return to be sent straight back. Over and over, the same mistake. If only I could settle for boring gifts like a normal man. “Here, love, I bought you a mug.”
Last modified: 22 September 2024
