Lundan has fallen to the Islamic Invasion, they chant without pause.
This, though only fifteen percent of London’s population identify as Muslim.
Oh, but of course they don’t believe it. Even Rishi Sunak, a practising Hindu, has been likened to the leader of ISIS.
And the tubaned Sikhs? Yes, they’re the Taliban. And the black Christians teeming outside their churches in their Sunday best? They’re Muslim too.
White people are a minority in their own capital city, they complain. But even here the facts don’t back them up.
Ah, but sod the facts. A war is coming (in their heads). Wee Tommy has issued his battle cry, a declaration of war.
Why, what would we do without Tommy, England’s truest Irish patriot?
Last modified: 21 September 2024
