Oh dear, we had a three-hour internet outage. For our kids, it’s an internet outrage. Their weekend’s ruined. It’s a human right. How will they survive? It’s the end of the world.
Play a board game. “No thanks!” Read a book. “You’re joking, right?” I think we still have some DVDs. “What, and watch Happy Feet??”
Why not ask those who remember life before the internet what they used to do? “No thanks. That’s like us saying to our kids when their flying car is broken that we used to manage just fine with wheels.”
Oh well, you better do your own thing. “Yes, we’ll have to. I’m going to bed!” Perfect. We should have an internet outage every Friday night.
Last modified: 21 September 2024
