Index

In date order, last to first.

• Strangers
• Something new
• Oops
• Al gora rhythm
• Billboard
• Great expectations
• Release
• Going off track
• Cut off
• To write in fear
• Disappeared
• The hobbyist author
• Peace be upon them
• No rhyme or reason
• Towards self-belief
• Peculiar
• Let’s be real
• Accidental satirists
• Old boy
• Sleepless
• Wake up
• Don’t wear that disguise
• Noise
• Strange hobby
• Rebuke
• Wide awake
• Forgotten
• Divergence
• Plans
• Not my type
• A theory of relativity
• On shadows
• Whistleblower
• I am who I am
• Perspective
• Ungrateful nation
• Spiked
• Sufism
• Racism
• Faith at work
• Wanderer
• I may be wrong
• Cancel culture
• A pile of problems
• The panic attack
• Stop
• To walk alone
• The light of faith
• Grains of sand
• Get over yourself
• Popularity stifles creativity
• Compulsive liker
• Closing the door
• On apologies
• Lowering the gaze
• Call them back
• The challenges of our time
• Blogology
• Trust
• Contentment
• Pure prejudice
• The pleasure of writing
• Vanquish it
• The cycle of life
• Between us
• Arise
• Dear brave one
• Dear unknown
• Forgotten
• These rooms
• An open letter to everyone I wronged
• Unread
• Writer’s doubt
• Amatore
• Reality check
• Scissors
• Levelling up
• Wandering
• Needy people
• Religious bullies
• Vox Pop
• Of mice and men
• Crimes against humanity
• Here on the periphery
• (in)comprehension
• Khorasan
• Daylight robbery
• Local vs global
• Lie in it
• Opposition
• Human rights
• The electric vehicle revolution
• Chip on your shoulder
• Dust
• 🤪
• Elderlies
• Failed state?
• New normal
• Sedatives
• The mockery of nerd-face
• Pestilence
• Talk Radio
• Elegy
• Build back better
• Summer flight
• Migration
• Extraordinary rendition
• Devout nationalism
• Exploiting labour
• Broken chains
• Polemicists for life
• Callers
• Shock and awe
• Inner murmurs
• Hermes the delivery company
• Houses of Worship
• Salam
• Neither east nor west
• Unfair
• Regret
• Hand in hand
• Economic miracle
• Strange sleights
• Contentment
• Brand faith
• Clowns
• FW:
• Vigilance
• The fraud of fools
• To be honest
• Connection
• The making of a scholar
• What we sow
• Dear apologist
• Opulence
• Spheres of influence
• Independent insight
• My account
• Friends
• Survival
• In whose interest?
• H
• Femicide
• Back to the office
• Service
• Comic rant
• Dust
• Revolution
• Womxnu
• Contradictions
• Work in hard times
• Personal opinion
• To verify
• Overcoming the blues
• Bright for whom?
• To be a guide
• The future of work
• Live within your means
• Don’t despair
• To move on
• Making amends
• “Don’t give up the day job.”
• Be happy with today
• Delirium
• Dumb phone
• Ambition
• Flight
• Copious footnotes
• Leaders of men
• Ridicule
• Lies upon lies
• Watch
• Indictment
• Take heed
• Tides of time
• The way
• Unveiling hope
• Isolationism
• Snowflakes
• Megacorpland
• Salesmen
• Hoax
• Carnival of ignorance
• Write off
• Dawa
• You are big brother
• Activism in crisis
• Losers
• Devils
• Vigilantes
• New fiction
• Fool me once
• Compassion
• Guns
• 0.1%
• Strange allies
• Refutation
• To extremes
• Freely give
• The steep path
• Baloney
• The apparition of religion
• Wicked men
• Symbols
• Dear tech reviewer
• To be nobody again
• Bonfire of the vanities
• How to win friends and influence people
• Downfall
• Conversing with yourself
• Argumentation
• Online dawah
• Circuses
• With balance
• Permission
• Your lives matter
• No account
• Peas in a pod
• Look over there
• Division
• Leave them be
• Hold on
• Occam’s razor
• Seeking connection
• Strange defender
• The struggle
• No responsibility
• No brethren
• Dog whistle
• Hate crime
• Condolences
• When it’s time to pray
• Just the flu
• Practice what you preach
• Seeking truth
• A name
• Rays from the same lamp
• PMQs
• Gory videos
• Tracking mortality over time
• Forwarded as received
• The folly of alt-reality
• Scaremongering
• Pontifications
• Dear internet sensation
• Ramadan rehabilitation
• Au contraire
• Wingnuts
• The eminent scholar
• A tray of seeds
• Spring
• Three options
• Threads
• Just, anyway
• Lived faith
• MSM
• Martyrs
• Day of reckoning
• Hoax
• Mufti day
• Stay at home
• Subhanallah
• Chains of transmission
• Obfuscation
• Filthy rich
• Rebalancing
• Against going it alone
• Prophets of old
• Our future
• Losing the plot
• Rich man’s burden
• Liars
• Lost nations
• Worship God alone
• Not as I say
• No authority
• Before sleep took me
• “I’m not making this up”
• Golden ages
• Prohibitions
• Chasm
• To each their way
• Fake Muslims
• Ginger beard
• Perspective
• Football
• Only against ourselves
• We wronged ourselves
• Null and void
• Bricklaying videos
• The object of our devotion
• Questionnaire
• Added gunfire
• Stark
• Clarion call
• No humility
• Beware of us
• Outlaws
• No kindness
• Conjecture
• Once foretold
• Happy new year
• Ancients
• Dear fallen idol
• The replacement theory
• The wrong place
• All or nothing
• Bog off
• Unbalanced
• Community standards
• Proximity
• #YouToo
• Men of state
• Masters and dignitaries
• Halal Consumer
• Repentance
• Deception
• Political setup
• Quick to judge
• Remain on a right course
• Not serious
• Stress is so stressful
• Be careful
• There are no easy answers
• Do not forget
• Chromebooks
• Bitter fruit
• Dear Journo
• Every idle word
• Who cares
• Behind the façade
• Lifeboats
• To err is human
• Safeguarding the vulnerable
• Be patient
• To withdraw
• The time for wisdom
• Our shame
• Tommy Aid
• Stand alone
• Exposure
• The Guardian: Klinefelter syndrome: many men have an extra X chromosome – but it is rarely diagnosed.
• Don’t let people bully you
• Resist
• Auto
• Don’t look back in anger
• Agreement
• Dispersed
• Amateurs
• In search of truth
• Hard times
• Lost tribes
• The tides of time
• “pls make this video viral”
• High fliers
• Outsiders
• Downfall
• Before
• Experiences of faith
• From this day forth
• Pattern of life
• Will you leave all of this behind?
• Beware
• Dear demagogue
• Find a hobby
• Wanderers
• The idiot
• Pride (in the name of love)
• Solidarity
• Remove harm
• Strive for peace
• Bida
• Forty
• The misunderstood
• Language barriers
• One God
• Inventions
• Living faith
• Public opinion
• Be true to yourself
• The blank cheque
• To the one we wronged
• On white saviour complexes
• Weapons of mass distraction
• Ex
• Religious bullies
• White saviours
• Returnees
• Glorious histories
• Safeguarding
• The fundraising lottery
• Blasphemies
• Stale bread
• Nonetheless
• Locusts
• Empty
• Man vs message
• Problematic
• Hidden innards
• Don’t choose
• Dissipation
• Best frenemies
• In the mirror
• Cease
• The best of things
• Inconsistency
• Spreading virtue whilst immersed in vice
• Blinded by contempt
• Wakeup call
• 12:05
• Paranoia
• Footnotes
• Bound by the truth
• The writer
• Strange morality
• Defence
• Spaces of being
• Dear friend
• Better than us
• Rehabilitation
• Manliness
• Toxic realm
• Rebuke
• Dropping off
• Let him without sin speak…
• Husn al dhun
• Restoration
• The illusive critical mass
• Is it good to write?
• Beliefs
• Those who cover
• Belittling faith
• For every nation is a specified term
• Greatness
• Truth to power
• Take heed
• Seeds
• Activism as a cover
• Uncle Tom
• Those who cover
• Blinded by labels
• Morning prayer
• Hope
• Fragile masculinity
• These scales
• Google Doodle
• To be trustworthy
• Two sides of a coin
• On lizard holes
• A truly dreadful organisation
• Skeptical Muslim
• The hidden self
• Following the money
• Sheikh of the interwebs
• Creating facts
• Dawah Table Guys
• Hunters
• Hypocrisy
• A people easily led
• Strange
• A narrative defined
• Historical awareness as a means of self-evaluation
• Dajaal
• Accountability
• The attack on our scholars
• When they come to you
• Hypocrisies
• Taking a stand
• Good News
• Chilled
• Yusuf
• Strange arguments
• A message transformed
• Bankrupt
• Idolators
• Thus shall you see
• A friend accused
• Faux boycott
• The lesser evil
• Ramadan goals
• Relative sins
• 1984
• Acts of faith
• Cost
• Natural rebels
• Conspiracy
• Agitated faith
• Obscure outliers
• Reopen the books
• Not for nought was all of this created
• Our problem
• Clockwork
• Caution in an age of fakery
• The shepherd and his flock
• Stupid
• The faith of the masses
• Cascade
• Chains of transmission
• Intelligence of the heart
• Stock images
• More than men
• Sunnamail
• Trojan invasion
• Not one of them
• Foreigner
• Making mockery of ourselves
• Taking a stand
• Censored
• These amalgamations
• Oiling the wheels of war
• Propaganda
• The birth of apathy
• Terminate
• Fake lawyers
• Organ donation
• Online in our time
• Failure
• Sympathy
• Victims
• Seeking…
• Crimes
• Conspiracies
• Gone
• 🙂
• Dealers
• Our quarrelling sages
• Cover
• Declaration of Peaceful Intent
• Embossed spines
• Red lines
• Even angels ask
• Laws of the universe
• Call to arms
• Seekers after truth
• Unknown
• Old maps
• Populist causes
• Jerusalem
• Lamentations of the heart
• Not my place
• Due process
• Identity politics
• Seculsion
• Is Islam the solution?
• A heavy weight
• Seeing the past in the present
• Why are muslims…
• Murmurs
• Candles
• Facing the enemy
• Tired
• Peculiar morality
• Synchronicity
• Representatives
• Consequences
• Preventive measures
• Choices
• Devoid
• Reformation
• Abuse of power
• Reminder
• Prey
• Be patient
• This fool
• Force
• Downfall
• Deprivation
• Hidden
• The great unjust
• To remember
• Exchange
• Fix yourself
• Returning to the source
• Honest boundaries
• Rebuke
• These demons
• Lest you not be just
• Law of the land
• Binary worlds
• We obeyed our masters
• Lived faith
• Capital
• Academic independence
• Whom He wills
• Down to earth
• Islamophobic
• Two extremes
• Perhaps they will give thought
• Investigate
• To return
• The right time
• Innocence
• Idols
• The wisdom of others
• Lords beside Allah
• Charity auction
• He who purifies it
• Gateway
• Difficult
• Be just
• Character assassination
• Alpha Muslims
• Sceptical
• Depression
• Paradise
• Arrogance
• Monetising religion
• Good deeds
• Work
• Scholars
• Islam is the Quran
• Priorities
• Lonesome
• Perhaps the Hour is near
• Justice
• Tabloid Islam
• Deaf
• Delete
• Spot the difference
• Heretic
• Imperial Archives
• Gaudy palaces
• Disturbing images
• “Kez paylaş”
• Similitude
• Old Blighty
• The wrong photos
• The historian’s curse
• Saviour politics
• Allahu Akbar
• Foster carers
• True story
• Brexit End Timers
• Jolt
• Spinning yarn
• Muslim foster carers
• Flood
• Dawah men
• Religious salesmen
• Humankind
• No show
• Poster
• Argument
• Do as I say, not as I do
• Playing pretend
• Out there
• Peace
• Halal Holidays
• Franchise opportunity
• Viral vigilantes
• Perceptions
• Nicotine
• Questionable facts
• Reports
• Lies
• Double-Speak
• Your humanity
• Seventy-three
• Heaven
• Down the rabbit hole
• Quiet
• On the commoditisation of Ramadan
• When?
• Tourists
• Those who mock
• Grand titles
• Exit
• Internationalists
• Sacred sensibilities
• Freedom
• Absolute power
• Boy Bands
• Manipulation
• Moral arguments
• Clingons
• Identity
• Gold leaf
• Witnesses
• This fire
• Haram
• In defence of losers
• Investigate
• Our home
• Thoughtless advice
• 3 March
• Sacrifice
• In isolation
• Saved sects
• Convertitus
• Advertising
• Pyramids
• New consensus
• ad-blocker disabled
• The exploitation of vulnerable adults
• On rejection
• Our tribes
• Disarray
• Dawah
• Be witnesses to truth
• To be just
• Chosen people
• I don’t know
• Shock and awe
• Presumed knowledge
• New world order
• Scammers
• Inner core
• Delivering aid
• Playground stories
• Religiosity
• Lessons
• Avert your eyes
• Radicals
• Muslamic marketting
• Dunyalicious
• Timewarp
• Lateness
• Buttons
• Spurious chains
• Halalification
• Now
• Pious graffiti 
• Propaganda
• Review
• Ripples
• Glorious self-image
• Freedom
• Skeptical for truth
• The schizophrenia of the times
• Gunpowder
• Secret societies
• Licorice allsorts
• Great games
• Pious legends
• In their shoes
• Defending the indefensible
• Taking a stand
• The people
• New politics
• Safeguarding our children
• War on Political Correctness
• This is the time, once more
• The opposition
• Hope and fear
• Crises
• From Hull to Hampstead
• Are you sure?
• Frenemies
• Nice in crisis
• Political correctness
• Verses ignored
• Spot the difference
• Online personas
• Primitive patriotism
• United mindset
• Robotophobia
• The influential
• Withhold judgement
• Stifling dissent
• Muhammad Ali
• New histories
• Viral
• Of gods and men
• Monetising good will
• The wrong tribe
• Empathy
• Muhaddithin
• The foolish other
• The challenge of our times
• Mega Projects
• Subhanullah
• Footnotes in history
• Wilderness voices
• Different talents
• Barbaric acronyms
• Valuing our imams
• The video call
• Extrapolations
• Trevor
• Chasms
• Inshallah
• Ends and means
• These weights
• Another lecture
• Haughty scribes
• The cost of progress
• The more I learn, the less I am certain about
• Data mining sacred texts
• Killing the message
• Censoring iSocs
• Don’t look back in anger
• Agitation
• Cult of celebrity
• Permission to grieve
• Take your time
• An issue at a time
• To be certain
• To be convinced
• Arguments in context
• When in doubt
• Restoration
• Balance
• Heal the sick
• Strive for peace
• Finding our voice
• To war
• Illogical
• Manufactured schisms
• Smoke and mirrors
• False witness
• The land that welcomed Emir Abdel Kader
• Defining our narrative
• People of truth
• Legends
• That Nativity Play
• Mockery
• Real world
• Confirmation bias
• Confutation
• A time to mourn
• The pursuit of truth
• Introspection
• Fallacious arguments
• Beyond naïve apologetics
• Status quo
• Nicknames
• Freak show
• Our romantic past
• Public gaze
• Sympathy for all
• Woman on a train
• When the rain came
• Bringing about change
• Balanced voices
• Let’s be honest
• At fajr
• Priorities
• Trolls
• Context
• Keep your heart alive
• Ambiguous authority
• Active gratitude
• Antisocial Media
• Clash of cultures
• No precedent
• Webinar
• To be noticed
• Irresponsible
• Talking to power
• Democratic Reforms
• Turkish nationalism
• DeenPort Runaways
• Of Ice Cream, Apples and Lollipops
• Tests
• In search of the best of traditions
• Daily Mail fakery
• Misadventures
• Light of guidance
• The steadfast
• A message unheard
• Strangers
• Pointing fingers
• The pathway of faith
• Dear Celebrity Reformer
• The burden of history
• Private thought
• Renewal
• Soul mates
• The condemned
• The plank in our eyes
• When we are asked
• Against the tide
• Our team
• This austere mindset
• Eyes closed
• The politics of identity
• The wrong team
• In this climate
• Tripoli
• Sowing Division
• Deformation
• Ignorance isn’t bliss
• State of ignorance
• Playing Politics
• Selective Sympathy
• The prevailing tide
• “We need to do something”
• Missing the point
• Convert Extremism
• Quarantine
• Twentieth Century
• Pity the children
• Houses of worship
• Extremist Minority
• The paralysis of apocalypse now
• Intelligence
• Reading hearts
• Perspective
• PREVENT
• Playing Victim
• Personal tragedies
• Calling the caller
• For riches
• Plots & Plans
• Histories
• Computer says no
• The demise of brilliance
• Whose side were you on?
• Dear Microsoft,
• Schizophrenic
• Community
• Windows X
• Heed the lessons of history
• Incongruity
• Casualties of war
• Refreshing
• Caesar
• Compulsory Amnesia
• Letter to myself
• Information Overload
• Letter from Government to Christians following terrorist attacks in Norway
• Equality
• Be humble
• Seeds
• Dissent
• Nous sommes des hypocrites
• Cutting through the noise
• For we traffic in mockery
• Laws
• Weathering the storm
• In the heart of Europe
• Of us
• Blood and gore
• Tragedy made real
• Fasting
• Choosing our battles
• Striking A Balance Between Empathy and Dignity
• News
• in our time
• Speak Up
• Untruths
• Timing
• Freedom of Expression
• Tinderbox
• Redefining terrorism
• Youthful despair
• Review: Anker Wireless Keyboard and Optical Mouse
• To be alive again
• Simplistic
• It will only end in tears
• No room at the Inn
• The state we’re in
• Made in China
• Useful idiots
• Sensible
• Ransom Note
• Vested interests
• Sense
• Koltuk Sosyalist
• These streets
• The Insanely Rich
• So what?
• Gratitude for our age
• Good people
• Ode to my shoes
• Are any of these claims true?
• Private faith
• A Mirror
• Gateways to the soul
• A Guiding Helper for today
• Extremes
• 20-year rule
• Destruction
• Flag day
• Black Flags
• Ask those who came before you
• Parody of righteousness
• Cavemen
• Salesmen
• The sanctity of life
• Twitterocracy
• Witnesses to truth
• Utter Condemnation
• Elsewhere
• Together
• Blaming victims
• Lizard holes
• Do good
• Be Merciful
• Jumping off the cliff
• Ramadan Advice
• sdrawkcaB
• When the rain comes down
• Directions
• Moral superiority
• Poison chalice
• Today’s Headlines
• Investment opportunity
• British values
• Awake
• Keyboard warriors
• Exit Strategies
• True fasting
• Ramadan Begins
• Disintegration of manners
• Beyond means
• Embrace hope
• Knee jerk reactions
• The way of truth
• Pondering reality
• Honey Pot
• Disappear
• Tyrannical Anarchists
• Values
• Be gentle
• Water Politics
• In a Vacuum
• London, Luton, Bradford, Birmingham
• If only
• Don’t be surprised
• Good trees
• Groceries
• Hide the good you do, and make known the good done to you.
• Make us of those who are grateful, not of those who find fault in everything.
• Taking a step back
• Delusion
• Alhamdulilah
• Eternal awkwardness
• Speach
• Stand firm
• Lets be honest
• Pandemic
• These Garments
• Inner peace
• If our faith doesn’t make us better, nicer people, what exactly is it worth?
• Lean in
• Be grateful
• Another controvesy
• The doubt essential to faith
• The gods have to go
• Topsy-turvy
• Change
• Blessed
• Salaam
• Timid aversion
• My brother, the film maker
• The Propagandist
• Taking a side
• My Lord, forgive me
• A tale of two videos
• Remote refreshment
• Geek vs. Mr Cool
• Are we developing a Chosen People syndrome?
• This odious caricature of faith
• Breaking the inner idols is harder than fracturing stone
• Standards
• Missing
• Do other men fall as I fall?
• Action, reaction, inaction
• Some fools
• Less
• Intents
• Stuck
• New Rituals
• Strange designs
• Inverted Beauty
• Surely God will replace it with something better
• Inner idols
• Burning bridges again
• Image Search
• Action Plan
• Forrest Gump meets the Internet
• Favour Culture
• To be shy and retiring
• Even angels ask
• Even after
• Misplaced Investments
• Dear English & Proud
• Time to change
• Nobody
• Unheard Voices
• Before I go
• Clockwork
• What has become of us?
• Conquering darkness
• Taksim Square
• Words I forgot to utter
• Be with those you’re with
• The inevitable withdrawal
• Secret Muslims
• What happened?
• What did it do for you?
• Transgressions
• Unspeakable Evil
• Insignificant
• Undue Praise
• Muslamic Ray Guns
• Reflections on Qurbani
• Of a mountain
• Riotous Nafs
• Who am I?
• In pursuit of the garden
• It will
• The fat prince
• Mundane
• A pomegranate
• Be vigilant
• Accentuate the positive
• O people of the interwebs!
• From Whispers
• The Narcissist
• Virtuous Reality
• Hold fast to the rope of Allah
• Fitna
• Amnesia
• Women and Children
• To inquire
• As the rot sets in
• Lessons from the garden
• Chasing wild geese
• Credit where it’s due
• Killing
• The curse of addiction
• More than bricks and mortar
• To beard or not to beard
• Risk Assessment
• Sunset visitor
• Technolust
• Deify not mere mortals
• What purpose have I?
• Beauty
• Anger
• Obsessive Compulsive 2.0
• What is this?
• A role model
• Who said we were pacifists?
• In Defence of Civilisation
• The Office Eccentric
• I cannot promise
• Must we condemn? Yes we must
• Living off the land
• Our Garden, May 2008
• Provision
• Our Garden, April 2008
• Another April
• Snow time like the present
• Falling
• The addictive grip of idleness
• It is not Islamophobia
• To honour a solemn oath
• Sustenance
• Divine Comedy
• In the garden
• Act 1883
• The return of the ragged Hajji
• Undercover Wudu Area
• Hajj Bandits
• Denial / Defamation
• Calling 007
• Storm in a tea cup
• The Semitic Way
• Q / (1 + exp(a (t – year)))
• The Wakeup Call
• Fatwa on Terrorism
• Jihangir’s Beacon
• My Heart
• Good Counsel
• Spring is here
• Fond memories
• Adventures from the kitchen
• More bounty
• Fire
• Easter weekend
• The Nomad
• Knowledge
• In the interest of the people
• Into the garden
• Verily mankind is ungrateful
• Do I want some wine?
• “If that had been said about Islam, there would have been an outcry.”
• Blank Canvas
• Seeking asylum from the past
• Responding to Runnymede
• Religion: state of mind or state of being?
• The Polished Floor
• The E-Mail, the phonecall and the hydroelectric dam