Good news, oh wise, respected one: your reputation precedes you, so fear not should you find yourself in the grip of major sins, for your followers and groupies will all forgive you. Even if court documents show that you paid a woman thousands of pounds to buy her silence, or you testify before a magistrate that you had consensual intimate relationships with several women who were not your wife: fear not, for you stand judged not by God’s Law, but by your intellectual contributions to society and advocacy for a downtrodden people. How fine it is to be judged by men. Enjoy it while you can.

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